If there’s something I’m in a position of doing, it’s telling people how to use their computer. This includes the software they should use, the software they should avoid, and the configuration of everything inbetween.
What you should know before we start is that due to a longstanding use of dated computing hardware, I am very mindful of both compatibility and performance.
Do you have any anti-virus software installed? Norton? McAfee? Now, I could go into why both of those are poor choices for security, but it’s irrelevent. Uninstall it. I don’t care what it is, delete it.
Here are two steps for what you need to do for your computer to be secure:
-Don’t download from sleezy sites. You really don’t have to worry too much about it, just don’t do anything stupid.
-NEVER use Internet Explorer unless you’re testing a site that you’re making.
Now that we have those things out of the way, you can forget about Norton. Keep in mind you can’t uninstall Internet Explorer, there are issues because Microsoft is monopolistic. Anyway, now you need a browser.
Browsers come in 3 flavours, IE based, Gecko based, and Opera based (Internet Explorer, Mozilla, and Opera browser engines respectively). You will not be using any IE engine browsers on my watch).
There are an absolute tonne of browsers out there, and I will tell you that I’ve tried 95% of them. So I am simply going to break down my Top 5 browser choices, any of which is a necessary improvement over IE.
Please also note that if you’ve tried any of these browsers in the past, don’t dismiss them for it. One update can change everything. I’ll personally vouch that even as a fan of Opera 9 now, Opera 5 was a pile of crap.
1. K-Meleon – K-Meleon is the fastest, most customizable browser out there, and runs on the ultra-secure Gecko engine. It also still receives development time, so it’s not abandonware. If you like your browsers quick and compact, there’s no competition. It is also compatible with most Firefox plug-ins. Also much to my dismay, comes with its own RSS Reader.
2. Opera – Opera has the most W3C complient rendering engine, and has a wealth of convenience features, and is relatively quick. It can be a bit resource heavy on older machines, however.
3. Orca – Orca is the Gecko engine equivalent of the very popular Avant Browser. If there’s a competitor to K-Meleon in customizability, it’s Orca. The only thing bringing it down is compatibility and bugs, which may cause it to be unreliable or even unusable depending on the machine in which it’s running. Here’s hoping further development irons out the issues.
4. Netscape Navigator – If you’re looking for a streamlined browsing experience, Netscape is the way to go. The heaviest of the browsers on this list, it aims for a robust feature-set that gives you all the options for one-click browsing. Netscape is another Gecko engine browser.
5. Mozilla Firefox – A definite solid choice that is middle of the road feature-set and performance. Due to popularity, there are tons of plug-ins for the browser and is the only one fully compatible with them all. It’s the fastest growing in userbase, so there’s definitely a lot of development coming.
Customizing Your System
Now that we’ve filtered out the crap, it’s time to get optimizing.
Go to the Start menu and choose Run. Type the following:
This brings up a simple little configuration tool. First thing’s first are the Start-up items. Choose the Startup tab. Now deselect anything that you’re not using absolutely every time you turn on the computer. If you’re not sure, you can turn them all off; there’s nothing under Startup that is necessary for your computer to run.
Once you’re done that, if you know what you’re doing you can disable some Services. If you’re not too sure, click the checkbox to hide all Microsoft services and you should be safe. Deselect whatever’s unnecessary.
It’s not all just configuration though. There are some free utilities you should definitely have:
Auslogics Disk Defragmenter – I’ll be straight with you: Windows Disk Defragmenter sucks. Even if you don’t like the Auslogics one for whatever reason, go find another free one.
CCleaner – You’d be amazed how much crap builds up in the background, and Windows after ME makes it worse than ever. CCleaner is a must, both for wiping tons of useless old temp files as well as cleaning up the registry that can severely slow Windows.
Run these both once a week, or even if you’re lax, once a month.
There are a lot of programs you may have come to just assume are the only option or the best option, or may not have even known the option existed at all. For this, I have the better, free solutions.
IZarc – A must-have compression utility. Wait, everything on here is must have. Forget that. It handles basically every compression format, is quick, simple and compresses well.
7Zip – There have been a few instances where I’ve had problems with IZarc, though, namely with Japanese characters. I much prefer IZarc overall, but 7Zip has covered every time IZarc has failed. The perfect compliment.
SumatraPDF – Adobe Reader no more. SumatraPDF is lightning fast, a stark contrast the GameSpot editor slow Adobe Reader.
CC PDF Converter – Print anything to a PDF file. For example, open a Microsoft Word document, go to File->Print, choose CC PDF and print. You now have a PDF version of the document. No paying here.
OpenOffice – Ok, I’ll be honest here: I’ve never used it. However, I’m aware of this Microsoft Office clone, and if I didn’t already have Office, would be all over it.
Everything before now are better than anything you currently have. I demand you do everything I say and install eveyrthing I have recommended (ok, you only need 1, maybe 2 browsers) and be rid of their replacements (ok, you can’t be rid of IE). Now, to things that you don’t need per se, but you may want.
Process Explorer – An excellent utility straight from Microsoft that lets you examine every single thing running on your computer.
Microsoft Keyboard Layout Creator – Another from Microsoft that lets you rearrange functions on your keyboard. It lets you assigned multiple strokes to a single key, which could turn unused keys into a big convenience.
MapKeyboard – An alternate utility for those who want to reassign a larger spectrum of keys.
MediaMonkey – Ok, this one is a bit more up in the air on preference, but I like the light-weight, very organizable nature of MediaMonkey over its competitors. Plus, as we all know, monkeys make everything better.
XMPlay – If instead of a big music organization utility, you’d rather have a light-weight small music player, XMPlay is the way to go. Light, customizable, plays music. There you go.
Citrus Alarm Clock – A nice alarm utility that will play any audio file (or playlist) you choose at whatever time you want.
VirtualDUB – An excellent video editing utility that just offers a lot of helpful options. A must-have anyone working with video files.
FFmpeg – A miracle conversion program that converts from and to virtually every video and audio file type (including .flv files, i.e. flash video that comes from youtube). You can also use it by the exact same method to extract just the audio from a video file. It’s a command-line utility, though, so understanding of how to use command line is needed for just the windows binary. It’s as simple as
ffmpeg -i file1.flv file2.mpeg
FFmpeg GUI – For those not so inclined toward command line, there’s always the FFmpegGUI which is a Graphical User Interface for FFmpeg.
Daemon Tools – A tool for mounting files as virtual drives. It’s free, light, and basically everything you could ask for.
GoldWave – This one is technically shareware (trial software) but the only limitation is that after several hundred clicks (equivalent to say 15-20 minutes of use) you’ll start getting the occasional annoying alert box. At this point you can save and then close and reopen.
SmartFTP – Another “shareware” but is only that in name. The 30 day trial is an honour system one. I guess if you’ve got a moral objection to the programmers being too lazy to stop you, then this isn’t for you.
ChessBase Light – Because I know everyone loves chess, a great free database and interface.
Download.com – BOO CNET BOO. Ok, at least they have quite the nice download site. BOO.
ZDNet.com – Want to stick it to CNet? Try this almost identical site, albeit with uglier layout.
SourceForge.net – To quickly avoid those shareware programs, head over to SourceForge for some freeware independent programs. K-Meleon originates from SourceForge 🙂
FreewareFiles.com – All FreeWare, all the time. Oh yeah.
Google.com – Google can find anything. If you can’t find it, you just aren’t searching right.
Sites for your Assistance and Entertainment
Lastly, what’s a computer without entertainment to accompany it. Here are my most visited sites outside of the typical gaming sites:
Digg.com – An aggregate of popular stories that seems to have much better taste than the most popular Youtube videos
Youtube.com – And yet we still love the Youtube.
Dailymotion.com – A nice compliment to Youtube for finding videos taken down by copyright infringement.
Wikipedia.org – People don’t give Wikipedia enough credit. Bubuttbut you can’t trust thems!!! Psst…Encyclopaedia Britannica has a history of biggotry, you can’t trust any single source ever! Wikipedia CITES THEIR INFORMATION 🙂
Nintendojo.com – I won a free DS game from there. That makes any site good.
iCanHasCheezBurger.com – Invisible tango partner!
Savetube.com – Save Youtube videos in .flv format. If you were paying attention earlier, you’d already know you can convert .flv videos to common formats using FFmpeg.
W3Schools.com – If you want to learn or reference anything about proper web coding, W3CSchools is the place to do it.
Y-REVIEWS (yo.knows.it) – Why haven’t you joined yet? Nobody believes you when you say you actually like 1UP’s review system.
Answers.Yahoo.com – I like to tell people what to do, and the people here ask me to do so. So you better listen to what I say and follow my instructions.
Some little tips on speeding things up by expanding the use of your keyboard. Forgive some of these being a bit common knowledge.
CTRL+L for the address bar – This is my most used. Pressing CTRL+L automatically selects the address bar in basically every browser. F6 also does the same thing.
CTRL+F, CTRL+H – Find, and Find/Replace. You can use CTRL+F (find) in most applications, including browsers and PDF readers, and CTRL+H (find and replace) in virtually all text editors.
PrintScreen – Pressing the PrintScreen button copies a static image to your clipboard of whatever was visible when you pressed it. You can then paste it into anything that will accept an image.
ALT+PrintScreen – The same as PrintScreen except it only copies the contents of the current window and ignores the rest.
ALT+Tab – Allows you to quickly jump between open windows.
ALT+Numpad – Holding ALT then entering the ASCII value of a character on the numpad will output that character in text. Similarly, in places that will not render that information properly, typing &# followed by the ASCII value then a semi-colon will render the same character in a browser. For example, ‚ = ‚
Just typing something into the Run box under the Start menu is a quick access to many things, and is an easy way for a decent typist to open a specific folder.
msconfig – Opens the Configuration Utility including start-up options.
cmd – Opens the DOS command prompt (only in XP or higher. In earlier versions, you run C:\WINDOWS\DOSPRMPT.PIF).
regedit – Opens the Registry Editor.
chkdsk – Runs the disk integrity checker in the command prompt.
charmap – Opens the character map for special characters (note that it gives you the ALT+ combination in the bottom right corner, and the UNICODE information in the bottom left).
Using the Command Prompt
Navigation with the command prompt can be useful in unforseeable situations.
Note that commands follow a patter of
commandname -options -moreoptions sourcefile.extension destination.extension
Also, quotes are only necessary when there is a space in the name, for example if I were moving “test 123” to “test 321” quotes would be required while for testing123 testing321 they are not.
C: – Jumps to the C: drive. Do the same for any other drive.
cd – Change directory
Example: cd “Documents and Settings”
.. – Look in the directory above
Example: cd ..
(If the current directory is C:\Documents and Settings\, the above command jumps up to C:\)
mkdir – Creates a directory
Example: mkdir testing123
rmdir – Deletes a directory
Example: rmdir testing123
move – Moves or renames a file or directory.
Example: move testing123 testing321
ipconfig – Gives you a lot of information about your physical network setup.
x /? – Any command followed by /? will give you more information about that command
Example: ipconfig /?